Ripley and Robert McMoo
| Age | 53 |
| Gender | Gynomorph (They/Them collectively, She/Her for Ripley, He/Him for Robert) |
| Height | 9 feet 1 inch/2.77m |
| Genitalia | Penis, Anus, Breasts |
| Penis Size | 18 inches/46cm |
| Role Preference | Dominant |
| Position Preference | Top |
| Affiliations and Relationships | Redwood (Manager) Ripley and Robert's Mom 'n' Pop Shop (Owner) Futaville (Resident) Scotland (Ex-Resident) |
Description
Ripley and Robert McMoo are Siamese twin Highland cattle, who share a singular body up to the shoulders. Their shoulders widen out to accomodate two heads, with Ripley having longer hair, and Robert having a stubbly chin and bushy sideburns, each having shaved down the inside horn to a stump so as not to hurt each other with it. They have a mole on their outside cheek near the mouth, and big buck teeth. Their body is heavyset and chubby, but with strong arms from restocking shelves, and have massive, firm round breasts. There are two tattoos on their body - a skull-and-crossbones tattoo on Robert's side's shoulder, and a winged heart on Ripley's side's thigh. Each hand has a gold wedding band on the ring finger. Their body is tan, with slightly more orange hair, tail, and chest tuft. Their genitals are dark brown, and their eyes are a forest green colour.
Background
Ripley and Robert were born in Scotland, and against the odds both managed to survive, their body having achieved an equilibrium between the two minds controlling it. They grew up working for a circus, becoming a living attraction and entertaining with simple comedy routines written by their manager. As adults, their body gained a lot of strength, and they did plenty of manual labour jobs such as tree-felling and bricklaying. Eventually, despite their disagreements, Ripley and Robert realised they were in love with each other, and to celebrate their 30th birthday together, they married one another. Having made plenty of money through the labour industry but showing the toll physically, they decided to use their money to move to Futaville, opening a quiet corner shop in which they split the shop floor evenly between each other for both decorations and items for sale. They take Redwood Eugenson on as a part-time intern for the spring and summer months.
Personality
The twins can come off as quite abrasive at first, with their aggressively Scottish accents and barbed, selves-deprecating humour, but they mean well and love to talk with the residents of Futaville, who all treat them with far more normality than their old country did. Even in Futaville two heads is an unusual trait to have, though there are far stranger individuals around, and they get along well with most of them, although tend to keep to themselves out of instinct.
